Someone Is Making The Naughty List

| Hanover, MD, USA | Holidays, Theme Of The Month

(Over the holidays I work as a manager taking pictures of kids with Santa Claus. It is Christmas Eve and we are very busy. About an hour before we are set to close we have to close the line. I send an employee out to the end of the line to inform customers that no one else will be accepted this evening and we will only serve customers who are already in line.)

Customer: “Some b**** just told me I can’t get in line!”

Me: “Ma’am, there are children here. I’m going to have to ask you to refrain from swearing.”

Customer: “I want my pictures with Santa!”

Me: “Ma’am, I’m very sorry but due to demand we will only be able to serve the people who are in front of our employee at the end of the line.”

Customer: *now yelling* “This is my Christmas and you are ruining Christmas for my family!”

Me: “Ma’am, every employee has been here since 9 am today and it is now 10 pm. It is Christmas Eve and we would like to go home to our families, too. In order to do that we have closed the line so that we can exit on time!”

Customer: “I hope you and your children burn in Hell and you have a horrible Christmas because YOU DESERVE IT!”

Me: “Merry Christmas, ma’am!”

Tipped To Be A Good Christmas

| Belgium | Holidays, Theme Of The Month

(It’s nearly Christmas, and I’m having my gifts wrapped. The two girls who are wrapping the presents are very nice and cheerful, though most of the customers in the (very long) line are grumpy and aggressive. Two hours later, I see the same girls, still wrapping the gifts, and the line is even longer.)

Me: “Excuse me, miss… Are you paid to do that job?”

Girl #1: “No, miss. Can I help you?”

Me: “Really? Well, is there any jar or something for customers to tip you?”

Girl #1: “No, we do it for free.”

Me: “Can I tip you, though?”

Girl #2: “No, we aren’t supposed to accept any tip, but thanks for your concern.”

(I walk away and, feeling bad for them, I bring two can of soda, come back to the girls, and give them the cans.)

Me: “I may not be allowed to tip you for your excellent work, but I can still offer you something, can’t I?”

Girls #1 & #2: *stunned* “Oh… yes! Yes, you can! Thank you, miss!”

(The smile they gave me made my day!)

Halloweird

| CA, USA | Family & Kids, Holidays, Theme Of The Month

(I work at a bakery located in a mall. Since we’re considered a “family mall” we have a lot of events for kids, like all day trick-or-treating on Halloween. My first Halloween they have me handing out candy to long lines of waiting kids and parents. A mom and dad with their baby come up.)

Me: “Here you go!”

(I hand the baby a piece of candy and the mom snaps a picture. I smile and say goodbye while going back to handing out candy to the other children. A few minutes later they come back, gesturing towards their baby.)

Me: “Oh, ma’am, I can’t give out more than one…”

(They just smiled and nodded at me and didn’t say anything, just looking at me and then back at the kid. At that point I was pretty sure they didn’t understand a word I was saying. Suddenly, they stuck the baby next to my head and the mom snapped another picture. They smiled and left, very excited. I guess I was baby’s first trick-or-treat. I like to think that in a few years when the little girl looks back, she’s going to have a good laugh at the confused look on my face.)