The High Point Of Black Friday
(I work in a chocolatier shop. We’ve opened at midnight for our Black Friday sale. My job is to greet shoppers as they come in and offer everyone a sample. By 4:00 am, I’m exhausted from the rush. A customer comes in. He is red-faced and wearing a shirt several sizes too small.)
Customer: “Hey. You know what? I’ve always thought you guys should sell chocolate belly buttons!”
Me: “Um… I’m sorry?”
Customer: “You should sell chocolate belly buttons!”
(The customer takes a sample and then leaves. I turn to my manager.)
Me: “What was that?”
Manager: “Oh, he was definitely high. Welcome to Black Friday sales!”
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