(I am working at the theater for a 3D movie and giving out the glasses.)
Customer: “The 3D isn’t working. I want a refund.”
Me: “Oh, well, it could just be a problem with the glasses. Let me give you a new pair.”
Customer: “You mean I have to wear the glasses?”
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(We are responsible for the placement of traffic signs. I get this call from a resident where we just placed a deer crossing sign.)
Me: “Hello, [Government Office]. How may I help you?”
Resident: “Yes, you just placed a deer crossing sign down the street from my house.”
Me: “That’s right.”
Resident: “Well, I am not happy with its location. Don’t get me wrong, a lot of deer cross the roads in my neighborhood.”
Me: “What is your concern about its location?”
Resident: “I’d like you to move it down the road a few yards. It would be a lot more convenient if the deer knew to cross there. Can you do that before they get used to it where it is?”
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Customer: “The stop button on your roulette wheel isn’t working.”
Me: “Let me see.”
(I put a token into the machine. I allow the customer to play to show me what’s wrong.)
Customer: “See, now when I hit the stop button, it keeps going.”
Me: “The stop button only starts it slowing down to stop.”
Customer: “No, I mean the ball.”
Me: “Sir, the button does not control the ball.”
Customer: “What does?”
Me: “Physics?”
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(A customer called to check on the status of a mail order she mailed a week prior. I mentioned that mail orders are sent to Albany, NY.)
Customer: “Where are you?”
Me: “I am in Bangor, Maine.”
Customer: “Oh. Is that in New York?”
Me: “No. It’s… Bangor, Maine.” pause “Bangor is a city in the state of Maine.”
Customer: “Really? Where is Maine?”
Me: “It’s northeast of New York. It is the most northeastern state in the country. It borders New Hampshire to the east.”
Customer: “It borders what?”
Me: “New Hampshire.” *long pause* “New Hampshire is also a state.”
Customer: “…huh. Never heard of it.”
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