(My roommate and I are both single for Valentine’s Day, so we decide to go fishing for men-folk. We each grab a large stick, some string, and bait (hers being a Star Wars book, mine being a One Piece DVD, a zippo, and a dog tag). We sit on a half wall outside our college cafeteria, and fish. She is a fairly relaxed fisher, but I wave my bait in the face of every passerby.)

Me: “Fishy, fishy, fishy!”

(Some people avoid all eye contact, lots ask what we are doing, and a few nibblers investigate the bait, but move on. One fishy, however, decides to jump into the ‘boat’ with us, and spent the rest of the time hanging out. We are now dating. Every now and then he smiles at me.)

Boyfriend: “I am so glad I decided to get caught on Valentine’s Day.”

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(I have just taken the customer’s name, phone number, and credit card info.)

Me: “To finish creating your account, I need an answer to a reminder question. In what city were you born?”

Customer: “That is way too personal.”

Me: “Okay. We have a few other questions. What is your pet’s name? What is your favorite television show? What is your favorite pastime?”

Customer: “Ask me my favorite pastime.”

Me: “What is your favorite pastime?”

Customer: “Making loooooooove.”

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(It’s several days before Valentine’s Day.)

Customer: “Just these, please!”

(The customer handed me two Valentine’s Day cards. One was titled “To my wife,” and the other was titled “To my girlfriend.” Got to love his lack of shame!)