Those Venues Just Scream G-A-Y
It is summer 2012, and London is hosting the Olympics. I am one of many thousands of volunteers wearing assistance vests that are helping the multitude of visitors to the city.
I am also wearing a rainbow badge on my vest to indicate that I might be able to assist LGBT tourists. A gay couple are walking past and one of them approaches me.
Tourist #1: “Hi! We haven’t got much to do at the weekend, so we were wondering if you knew about the gay scene?”
Me: “Absolutely! London has a great scene and caters to many kinds of LGBT visitors. I know that tonight there is a special Olympics-themed performance at a club called Heaven, and if you wanted something a bit heavier a club called Fire is going to be quite popular.”
The other half of the couple comes over.
Tourist #2: *To [Tourist #1]* “What are you asking him, babes?”
Tourist #1: “Apparently our best choices tonight are going to Heaven or burning up in Fire.”
Tourist #2: “Wow, London really does have everything!”
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