Unfiltered Story #142177

, , , | Unfiltered | March 2, 2019

Me: Hello, welcome to *******, what would you like today?

Custormer: Give me a second

The customer thinks for FIVE MINUTES before finally saying his order so fast, I can’t understand him.

Me: I’m sorry, what was that again?

The customer orders again, this time a little slower.

Me: Ok, would you like that heated or toasted?

Customer: Yes

Me: Uhh, heated or toasted sir.

Customer: YES

Me: Sir, I’m asking whether you want your sandwich heated up or toasted.

Customer: I SAID YES WHY DON’T YOU UNDERSTAND ME? ARE YOU FUCKING MEXICAN OR SOMETHING?

I’m offended (I have olive skin), but I keep it together. 

Me: Sir, do you want your sandwich heated?

Customer: NO FUCKING JESUS CHRIST FUCKING MEXICANS ARE ALWAYS POLLUTING OUR FUCKING COUNTRY WHY DON’T YOU GO BACK TO FUCKING MEXICO? WHY ARE YOU SO STUPID?

I have tears in my eyes, since it’s my time of the month and the customer mocks me.

Customer: YEAH YOU BETTER FUCKING CRY, YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED TO BE SUCH A WASTE OF SPACE IN THIS COUNTRY!

A coworker comes out from the back and kicks the man out.

The Customer Doesn’t Sound Like A Real Man

, , , , , | Right | October 16, 2017

(I’m a large man, not quite 300 pounds, and keep my beard well-trimmed.)

Me: “Hello, welcome to [Convenience Store]. Pump seven is ready for inside payment.”

(A few moments later, the customer comes in to pay for his gas.)

Customer: “I hate to tell you this, but you sound like a female on the intercom. I hope that doesn’t offend you or anything.”

Me: “It’s only offensive if you think there’s something wrong with being a woman.”