Unfiltered Story #109163

, | Unfiltered | April 19, 2018

I work as a client acquisition representative for an international energy company. I was introducing our discount campaign, according to the manual.

Customer (clearly joking and upset): I am sorry to interrupt, but I am tired of your constant phone calls. I use my cell phone as a vibrator and you have called me so many times today that it ran out of battery

Me: Ma’am, I am sorry for interrupting yet again, but you should be glad that we called you so much; if you sign up with us you will be charging your vibrator and spending less money for it.

Customer: *hangs up*

Totally Estúpido! Part 3

, , , , , , | Friendly | February 1, 2018

(For some reason, tourists, especially American tourists, assume Portuguese people can speak Spanish, and consider it acceptable to approach someone and speak to them in Spanish — in horrible Spanish, I must say. Contrary to their beliefs, we Portuguese despise being spoken to in Spanish, as it is not our language. It is a sunny summer day. I am walking through Lisbon, and I have already been spoken to in Spanish four times. This fifth time, I have had enough. Beside Portuguese, I am also fluent in German.)

Stranger: *in Spanish* “Hello. Can you tell me how to get to Rossio?”

Me: *in English, hoping they’d catch the clue* “Hello. I am sorry. I couldn’t understand you; could you repeat yourself, please?”

Stranger: *in Spanish, once again* “Can you tell me how to get to Rossio?”

Me: *in German* “Ah, of course, Rossio. You just go straight ahead, turn left at the next…”

Stranger: *interrupting me, in English this time* “I don’t speak that gibberish. Can’t you speak in a language I understand?”

Me: *in English, before walking away* “And I don’t speak Spanish. If you’re in Portugal and need something, speak Portuguese or English!”

Totally Estupido, Part 2
Totally Estupido

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