Underage Understanding

, , , | Related | August 4, 2017

(When my father was in the Air Force, he would stop by the same liquor store every Friday night to buy a bottle of booze. After two years of this, he had the following conversation.)

Dad: “Give me a bottle of the good stuff! I’m celebrating.”

Clerk: “What are you celebrating?”

Dad: “I just turned twenty-one!”

Turn Right On Left Street

, , , , , | Right | June 24, 2017

Customer: “Hello, what street are you located on?”

Me: “[Street], in between [Road #1] and [Road #2], opposite the big toy store.”

Customer: “Are you on the left or right hand side on the road?”

Me: *silence and confusion* “Um…”

Must Be One Of Those IPAs Or Something

, , , , , | Right | June 20, 2017

Customer: “What sort of alcohol would you recommend for a single lady in her mid 30s who lives by herself?”

Me: “Cats.”

Will Need Something A Bit Stronger

| Australia | Right | May 13, 2017

Customer: “Can you help me find a wine?”

Me: “Sure. What’s it called?”

Customer: “I’m not sure. I think it starts with a ‘B.'”

Me: “Okay, what sort of wine is it?”

Customer: “I’m not sure…”

Me: “What colour is it? Red, or white?”

Customer: “I don’t know.”

Me: *sighs* “I’ll check on the computer.”

This Complaint Leaves You Cold

| Australia | Right | April 20, 2017

Customer: “Why do you have it so bloody cold in that room?! It should be warmer for the customers!”

Me: “The fridge room?”

Customer: “YES! I don’t wanna freeze to death whilst getting a cold slab of beer!”

Me: “…”

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