Drawing On Life Experience
Patron: “Hello! Where can I find your art books?”
Me: “I’ll show you; just follow me.”
The art section is in the back of the library and a little hard to find, so we usually lead patrons there and let them peruse on their own.
Patron: “I’m taking a life drawing class. Do you have any books on that?”
Me: “Not for life drawing specifically, but there are quite a few books on drawing human bodies in general. I’ve found this one to be helpful.”
Patron: “Oh, so you’re an artist, as well?”
I took a community college art class way back in the day where life drawing was involved. The community college couldn’t afford to hire models, so we mostly drew studies of each other, and this is important to note: with clothes on!
Me: “Not really, but I have a little experience from school.”
Patron: “I’m taking a life drawing class. Do you know if you should be naked for it?”
Me: “No, absolutely not. If there’s a hired model, they might undress for the drawing lesson, but you don’t have to participate in any kind of nudity you don’t feel comfortable with.”
Patron: “Well, since you’ve got experience, maybe I can practice on you? Can I have your number?”
This is where I realized that I’d been had and that the seemingly nice patron with the art interest really only wanted to see me naked.
Sometimes, people in general make me very tired.