This Apple Doesn’t Foul Far From The Tree

| Virginia, USA | Family & Kids, Top, Wild & Unruly

(I work in a community college library. I am passing through the kid’s room, where students often leave their children while they study, when I witness a small boy push a girl down over a toy.)

Little Boy: *to the little girl* “F***ing C**t!!”

(Shocked and offended by his foul language, I march straight into the room, snatch him up by the arm, and physically drag him, bawling and squalling into the main library, where his mother is talking on her cell phone.)

Me: “I’m going to tell your mom EXACTLY what you said to that little girl—”

Mom: *into her phone* “Hold on…” *to me* “Hey! HEY! What the F*** are you doing to my boy!? F***ING B***H!”

Just Tell Him The Title, Pure And Simplex

| WA, USA | Rude & Risque, Top

(A customer approaches the counter with his girlfriend/partner. He wants to make sure that he has returned all of his items. The only book left on his account is one on a sensitive topic.)

Me: “Well, it looks like there is just one… uh… health book on here.”

Customer: “What? What ‘health book?’ I don’t have no ‘health’ books out.”

Me: “Uh… it is a book about a… specific illness. If you like, I can show you how to look up your account information in private at our website.”

Customer: “No, no, no! I don’t have time for all that. Just tell me what the dang book is!”

Me: “It’s called Managing Herpes.”

(The girlfriend’s eyes go wide and she turns to the customer.)

Customer’s Girlfriend: “You… what… but you said… WHAT?!”

(Both of them left quickly after that!)

Our Great DiscrimiNation, Part 2

| UK | Bigotry, Top

(I’m in the library, queueing at the front desk to take out two books. I’m standing with my arms wrapped around the books. Patron #1 is talking to a librarian at the counter, while Patron #2 is waiting further down the counter.)

Patron #1: “Do you have any Islamic books?”

Librarian: “Well—”

Patron #2: *patronizing* “No, dear, because this isn’t a Muslim country. It’s a Christian country.”

(Patron #2 looks around at me and the librarian as though she expects us to agree. We are both white.)

Librarian: “Actually, we have a collection Islamic books in both Urdu and English. They’re just over here.”

(The librarian shows Patron #1 to the books.)

Patron #2: *to me* “Can you believe that? Why do we need Paki books in our libraries? This is what’s wrong with this country. Maybe instead of speaking Paki, they should learn English and try to fit in!”

(I remove my books from my arms and lay them out clearly where she can see them. I have a sociological study of the Philippines and a history of India, as my two closest friends were born there).

Me: “Maybe what we need are more books that teach people to stop being bigoted and start respecting and understanding other people.”

Patron #2: *scoffs at me and leaves*

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