Sounds Like They Have A Wire Loose
I work as a librarian for a university. The university recently completed the installation of a number of new wireless access points all over campus before the beginning of the new semester.
I’m manning the front desk when I take a phone call.
Me: “[Library], how can I help you?”
Patron: “I’m calling about the wireless boxes.”
It takes me a couple of seconds to realize what the caller is talking about.
Me: “Ah, do you mean the new wireless access points that were just installed across campus?”
Patron: “Yes.”
I wait for a moment, but the caller does not continue.
Me: “What would you like to know about them?”
Patron: “How much are they?”
I am extremely confused.
We actually have had an issue where folks who search for the university itself on search engines often call the first number they see. For a few years, for whatever reason, this number has been the number for our library as opposed to a central administrative body. As a result, we have many callers reaching out to us by mistake. This, however, was a first.
Unfortunately, in the moment, my brain is unable to think of a good way to articulate a response, and I respond quite poorly.
Me: “Ma’am… when you called this phone number, what type of institution did you think you were reaching?”
Patron: “A library?”
I sputter for a moment.
Me: “I’m sorry, but I don’t believe the access points are for sale.”
Patron: “Oh.”
Me: “I apologize for the confusion. The university recent—”
Patron: *Click*
Is… is it me?