The Customer Is Always Nope
I’m sitting in a booth in a fast food restaurant. I’ve seen the young couple next to me complain about everything, lie about what they ordered, and before they even finished, make a mess with their food, like a pig eating out of a trough.
The worker comes to their table again, clearly back from one of their errands.
Worker: “Here is your drink. Apologies for that, I—”
Male Customer: *Thrusting a half-eaten container of chips at him* “These are cold!”
Worker: “I made those ones fresh just for you after you asked for unsalted ones.”
Female Customer: “He said they were cold! You should replace them. And my Coke had too much ice! Make me a new one!”
Worker: “I’ll just get a manager for you.” *Leaves*
Male Customer: “We will have a whole ‘nother meal at this rate.” *Laughs*
Female Customer: “Do you think we can get a free—”
Manager: “I understand there is some sort of problem?”
Male Customer: “Yes, this whole meal was wrong, it was cold, and it took too long. We want a refund.”
Manager: “Nope.”
Female Customer: “The customer is always right!”
Manager: “Normally, yes, but in your case, I’m willing to make an exception!”
Male Customer: “But… but we will complain.”
Manager: “You already are.”
Female Customer: “To corporate, smarta**.”
Manager: “Of course, you are free to do so, but I doubt it will get very far. I would invite you to finish your food and leave.”
He got back to work and left the couple speechless. I’m not sure if he was the best fast food manager I’ve seen or one working his notice, but it was the single greatest thing I’ve seen in a restaurant.