My mother-in-law and I do not see eye to eye on a lot of things. Normally, I either walk away from the conversation and she claims that my refusal to argue means that I agree, or we get into screaming matches. After talking with a family friend, I have a new tactic for dealing with her poking at me.
Recently, a bakery has been in the news for refusing to make a cake for a same-sex couple.
Mother-In-Law: “Did you hear about the bakery that won’t cater to [gay slur]s?”
Me: *Uninterested tone* “Uh-huh.”
Mother-In-Law: “All these people are crying about how the bakery should make the cake and take their money.”
Me: “I heard.”
Mother-In-Law: “But they’re a private business; they have the right to refuse service! If the [gay slur]s and their hags disagree, they can go somewhere else.”
Me: “That’s how companies work.”
Mother-In-Law: *Aggressively* “They— What?”
Me: “Everyone who agrees with the bakery can continue to buy from them, and everyone who disagrees can take their business elsewhere.”
Mother-In-Law: “Well… yes. That’s what I said.”
Me: *Smiling* “I’m glad we agree.”
She was quiet for a moment, and then she turned and walked away. I wouldn’t say I won that argument, but I do think she is a little confused now.