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Sometimes You Have To Get Literal

, , , , , , , , , | Romantic | April 21, 2023

My wife is bisexual and has been in low contact with her religious bigot of a mother ever since she started dating me (a woman). The primary reason she’s not completely no-contact is that the city where we currently live is the only large city within reasonable driving distance of her mother’s hometown, so she comes into the city regularly, which means random encounters that usually go poorly.

One day, [Wife] comes home with a selection of newly-bought adult toys that she proceeds to pack into a gift.

Me: “Who’s this for?”

Wife: “My mother. Her birthday’s coming up.”

Me: *Pauses* “Why are you getting her a birthday gift?”

Wife: “Because every time I tell her to go f*** herself, she says, ‘I don’t have the parts for that.’ So, I figured I’d give her what she needed.”

I spent something like five minutes laughing before I could see straight enough to sign the card.

No Means No Means ABSOLUTELY THE F*** NOT

, , , , , | Right | April 19, 2023

I’m at a bar, sitting at a lonely end of the counter with my drink. Several seats down, two women are having a quiet conversation when I see a very large man approach them.

Man: “Hey, lady, let me buy you a drink.”

Woman #1: *Without facing him* “No, thank you. I’m married.”

Man: “I don’t give a s***.”

I promptly start choking on what I REALLY hope is one drink too many. [Woman #1] glances at [Man] in confusion, turns to [Woman #2] beside her, and then looks back at [Man] again.

Woman #1: “I’m sorry, I couldn’t possibly have heard you right.”

Man: “I said I don’t give a f*** if you’re married. I’m buying you a drink.”

Woman #1: “No, you’re not.”

Man: “And who’s gonna stop me, huh?”

Woman #2: “That would be me.”

Man: “Who the h*** are you?”

Woman #2: “I’m her wife.”

Man: “Tough s***. Get out of here.”

The bartender promptly signalled for a bouncer. [Man] was dragged away as he continued to insist that he was going to buy [Woman #1] a drink no matter what anyone said.

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It’s Really That Easy, Folks

, , , , , , , , , | Working | April 17, 2023

We’ve hired a non-gender person to our department for a few weeks to help with a large job. On their first day, I walk by them in the hall as they are waiting for the women’s washroom to unlock as someone is in there.

Me: “You can use the men’s behind you.”

Coworker: “Oh, I don’t feel comfortable using the men’s. I feel safer in the women’s.”

Me: “I understand. But just so you know, there’s a non-gendered washroom just down the hall.”

Coworker: “Wait. What?”

Me: “Yeah, we have two men’s, two women’s, and two non-gendered on this floor.”

Coworker: “…non-gendered washrooms?”

Me: “Yup.”

Coworker: “For me?”

Me: “Umm. I guess. For while you’re here.”

Coworker: “So, they were made non-gendered for me?”

Me: “What? No.”

My coworker smiles a huge smile.

Coworker: “They’re just always non-gendered?”

Me: “Yeah.”

Their smile somehow gets bigger, and I understand their excitement of having a washroom representing them without preamble or concession. I smile back.

Me: “I’ll show you where they are if you want to use them.”

When Your Significant Other Is Significantly Suspicious

, , , , , , | Right | April 17, 2023

I used to work overnights in a middle-of-nowhere convenience store in east Tennessee hill country. People often asked me if I, a woman, was ever worried about being on my own all night. I wasn’t, and this helps to illustrate why.

My significant other (now my wife, but at that time presenting as male) sometimes came to see me during my shift, just to keep me company and pick up a soda or a snack. One night at about 1:30 am, just as my SO arrived, I got hit with one of those inexplicable mini-rushes. Several customers came in, one right after the other. My SO moved to the back of the store to stay out of the way while I was serving them.

The last customer was a middle-aged man, a semi-regular who at least knew me by face if not by name, and vice versa. He was slow during his checkout and frequently looked over his shoulder at my SO, but he didn’t say anything. Finally, he walked out, slowly.

Once he was clear of the door, my SO came back up front, moving quickly out of habit more than anything else. (Some people just don’t move slowly, and my SO is one of them.) Only halfway across the parking lot, my customer stopped, turned around, and started to speed-walk back to the store. He only stopped and actually entered his car to leave when I came around the counter to give my SO a hug.

It was then that I realized what was happening. He was concerned for my safety and thought that this man (as he thought) might be a danger to me, and he was coming back to make sure I was okay!

One thing is true about rural folk: they tend to look out for one another. I never worried about being alone all night, because I knew that my customers (as well as the local sheriff’s deputies) would always look out for me. There’s a lot I don’t miss about that job, but it was always heartwarming to see how much people could care.

Those Venues Just Scream G-A-Y

, , , , | Right | April 14, 2023

It is summer 2012, and London is hosting the Olympics. I am one of many thousands of volunteers wearing assistance vests that are helping the multitude of visitors to the city.

I am also wearing a rainbow badge on my vest to indicate that I might be able to assist LGBT tourists. A gay couple are walking past and one of them approaches me.

Tourist #1: “Hi! We haven’t got much to do at the weekend, so we were wondering if you knew about the gay scene?”

Me: “Absolutely! London has a great scene and caters to many kinds of LGBT visitors. I know that tonight there is a special Olympics-themed performance at a club called Heaven, and if you wanted something a bit heavier a club called Fire is going to be quite popular.”

The other half of the couple comes over.

Tourist #2: *To [Tourist #1]* “What are you asking him, babes?”

Tourist #1: “Apparently our best choices tonight are going to Heaven or burning up in Fire.”

Tourist #2: “Wow, London really does have everything!”


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