When I was nineteen, I joined the Navy as a recruit. During the first two weeks, we had to do all sorts of exercises before we could be shipped off to our respective service locations. Among these were physical trials, the last of which was the dreaded 3,000-metre timed run. Being more of a sprinter than a long-distance runner, I hated that one. We had done similar tests in school when I was growing up, and I hated it then, too.
The run actually went pretty well for me, though. I pushed myself hard and felt the taste of blood in my mouth and my whole body aching, but I knew I was doing well. I was hot on the heels of one of my squad mates, who happened to be an elite volleyball player in tremendous shape, so even though he pulled away from me on the finishing stretch, I felt confident that I would score a good time for my run — perhaps even a personal best.
As I crossed the finish line, my body rioted and I ended up in a ditch, vomiting from the sheer exhaustion. I had pushed myself beyond the limit. Still, though. Good time. Should be worth it.
Later that day, back in the barracks, one of the training officers came to find me.
Lieutenant: “[My Name]?”
Me: “Yessir.”
Lieutenant: “I’m afraid I have some bad news. We don’t have a time for your 3,000-m run.”
Me: “What? But I…”
Lieutenant: “It seems the guys responsible for writing down the times missed you. And a few other guys. Since this is a required test, you’ll have to run it again.”
I was gutted. I felt sure I had scored a good time, possibly the fastest I had ever run that distance, and they failed to record it? Man, that smarts. (I’m actually still a bit sore about that, twenty years later, because now I’ll never know how fast I actually managed to run it).
That same evening, I went back out there to do the run again. I was tired, so I wasn’t able to put in the same level of effort this time, but as long as I ran it under a certain time, it would at least be approved. I did the best I could, crossed the finish line exhausted once again, and returned to the barracks for a well-earned night’s sleep.
The following morning, over breakfast, I was once again approached by our lieutenant, who was looking sheepish.
Lieutenant: “[My Name], I’m sorry about this…”
Me: “What is it?”
Lieutenant: “Your second run yesterday?”
Me: “Yes, I did it.”
Lieutenant: “That’s just it. We still don’t have a time recorded.”
Me: “You’re kidding me!”
Lieutenant: “Afraid not.”
Me: “So I have to do it again?! That’s three runs in two days!”
Lieutenant: “I know, I know… Look, I don’t know what to tell you. We’re not going to hold the results against you if you get a weak time; just get through it in less than the fifteen minutes required.”
At this point, I was fuming. How difficult could it be to look at a stopwatch as a runner comes across a finish line? Even if the times were slightly inaccurate due to the manual recording, it can’t be that hard to get SOME kind of result written down? Thinking the guys responsible for this must be absolutely useless at their jobs, I headed back to the barracks to get back into my sneakers and tracksuit.
Once again, I ran that dreaded 3,000-metre track around the base. Once again, I hated it. Once again, I crossed the finish line, feeling like I was going to vomit. This time, though, I had learned my lesson.
Over by the finish line was a guy with a clipboard and a stopwatch. I went over to the guy to make sure he got my time down. It couldn’t be that hard; there were only two runners on the track.
Guy: “What…?”
Me: “Just checking to see that you wrote my time down this time. I’m [My Name].”
Guy: “Oh…”
Me: “Yeah.”
Guy: “…”
He just stood there with a blank look.
Me: “So?”
Guy: “Uh… what…?”
Me: “Write it down!”
Guy: “What?”
Me: “My time! Write it down, there, on that piece of paper!”
Guy: “Uh… oh, yeah…”
Me: “You’re still not writing! That number, on your stopwatch, write it down on that line there.”
It still took him some thirty seconds to finish the simple task of writing down six numbers on his piece of paper. Honestly, I half suspected the guy was either on drugs or just completely useless. I literally had to point to the correct line on his sheet, and I refused to move until I could see that he had actually written down my time next to my name.
In the armed forces, we are sometimes given access to some really dangerous things. Like guns. Good thing this guy was only assigned to handle a stopwatch.