Unfiltered Story #116466

, , | Unfiltered | July 13, 2018

I work as a concierge in Las Vegas. A guest comes to the desk while on his cell phone, and this is the conversation:

Guest: “Excuse me, could you call Joe’s Stone Crab and ask them if they have stone crab?”

I take a moment to process what he said, and, trying not to laugh, reply:

Me: “Yes, I’m sure they do sir.”

Guest: “Could you call anyway? I just want to be sure.”

I proceed to call the restaurant, and, embarrassed, ask the hostess if a restaurant named Joe’s Stone Crab has stone crab. The hostess is trying not to laugh and tells me they do. I thank her and turn back to the guest.

Me: “Yes, they do.”

Guest: “Really? That’s weird. Good to know, thanks!”

I contemplate the futility of my existence.

The Epic Of Gary And Olga

, , , , , , , | Working | July 6, 2018

(I work for a small tech company as an admin and HR assistant. My mom also happens to work for the company, as the HR manager. Once a year, we hold yearly all-hands company meetings in a hotel in some nice location. This year’s meeting takes place in Las Vegas. We have a new employee, Olga, a woman in her mid-twenties who joined the company only a few weeks ago from a branch in Eastern Europe. All names are fake, fake, fake. The meeting goes well, Olga does her own short presentation very professionally, and everyone goes their own way in the evening. I have a quiet night in. The next morning around nine am, I’m going to breakfast with my parents.)

Mom: “Did you hear what happened?”

Me: “No, what?”

Mom: “I got an email a couple of hours ago from [Another employee], saying that Olga had an accident and had to be taken to a hospital.”

Me: “Oh, no! What happened?”

Mom: “I wasn’t given much detail, but the email said that she fell and hit her head early this morning. She was taken to an ER with a head injury, was admitted, and was there for hours. She seems to have amnesia.”

Me: “Oh, my God! How did that happen?”

Mom: “I’m not sure; they didn’t give any more detail than that.”

Me: *realizes something* “Wait a second. ‘Early this morning’? That sounds like she went to some bar last night, got completely drunk and then fell because of that. ‘Early this morning’ probably means one or two am.”

Mom: “No! No way… Really? You think that’s what happened?”

Me: “Yeah, totally.”

Mom: “No. I mean, I’m sure they’d have said something if that was the case. Anyway, Olga seems like such a sensible girl; I’m sure she’s not the type to do that.”

Me: “Okay, sure. Whatever.”

(I really don’t like to make terrible assumptions about people, but I am just going by logic. If, at nine am, Mom got this email a couple hours ago, and it says that Olga’s already been in hospital for several hours at this point, and the accident happened “early this morning,” that means it was barely after midnight. And otherwise, in all likelihood, how could a young woman have “fallen” and gotten a head injury shortly after midnight, on a Friday night, in Las Vegas? Especially without anybody claiming they were mugged or anything like that. The odds of it being anything else but extreme drunkenness are just not high. Some time later:)

Mom: “Olga’s out of the hospital; thankfully the amnesia was only temporary and she seems fine now. The hospital bill was quite high, though, and since she’s a new employee and only recently came to the US, of course she had no insurance yet, so our company had to pay all of her medical bills. But everyone swore to me and [Company CEO] that the accident had absolutely nothing to do with alcohol. Poor Gary, though – he ended up having to accompany her to the hospital and sit there with her all night.”

(“Poor Gary” is one of our long-time and highest-salaried employees, a quite good-looking guy in his early to mid-thirties.)

Mom: “Yes, poor Gary; he’s so harassed. You know how Olga has managed to recently get herself transferred to our lucrative project in the Silicon Valley? Meanwhile, she’s living in San Francisco – where Gary also lives – and she’s making him teach her how to live there, drive her around, and help her with absolutely everything since there’s no one else from the company living there. Poor Gary’s already so busy with work, and Olga’s bothering him with all sorts of nonsense and making him essentially take care of her. I hope he’s not feeling too overburdened.”

(Then, at next year’s all-hands company meeting.)

Mom: “Do you know what I learned about Olga? They swore up and down to me last year that her injury had nothing to do with drinking, but I found out recently from other employees that they were lying their pants off! They went to some Vegas bar late at night, she got severely drunk, she was dancing, and she managed to fall and hit her head on some table or bar end! The company paid so much money for her hospital bills for that! Ugh! If I tell [Company CEO] about this he’ll be spitting mad! Can you believe this?”

Me: *barely managing to keep my face straight* “Really. I’m shocked.”

Mom: “Poor Gary, having to deal with her and all her nonsense…”

(Less than a year later, Poor Gary quit without notice, in the middle of managing an extremely important project for our company, to take a very lucrative management job with a huge Silicon Valley company. Less than a month after that, Olga also quit without notice, abandoning the project on which she was the lead programmer, to take a programmer job with a different Silicon Valley tech giant. This seriously messed up the projects for our company, and our CEO was absolutely furious that they abandoned ship in this way after being treated well, getting high salaries, having Olga’s medical bills paid with no question, and setting her up on a project where the client was paying for nearly all the cost of her food AND her San Fran apartment’s rent, etc. Not too long after this, I did an Internet search on them out of curiosity, and one of the very first pages that popped up was Olga’s and Poor Gary’s upcoming wedding announcement site, gushing at length and in very saccharine terms about how happy and in love they were and had been ever since they met when Olga first moved to San Fran. “Poor Gary,” indeed. Terribly harassed, I’m sure.)

1 Thumbs
431

About To CSI This Place

, , , , , | Right | May 28, 2018

(I work as a liaison between a clothing company and a major retailer. At one particular store, the clothing company I work for is positioned right in the path of the bathroom. It’s been a VERY busy Saturday since the main mall bathroom is closed for renovations.)

Me: *straightening up the area*

Customer: “Excuse me, has anyone turned in a cell phone to you?”

Me: “No one has turned one over to me, but we can check with the store associates to see if maybe they had someone turn in a phone.”

Customer: “Great! I left my iPhone in the bathroom and I really need it!”

(She’s obviously pregnant and in a rush, and I want to help her get out of here, so I grab the closest associate.)

Me: “Has anyone turned in a cell phone recently?”

Associate: “No, not to my area. We should check the center just in case, and I’ll call a manager to check.”

(I walk to the center registers. No one has turned a cell phone in here, and no one has turned a cell phone in to a manager.)

Me: “I’m sorry, ma’am, no one has turned in a cell phone all of today.”

Customer: “I need my cell phone! I left it in your bathroom! I want to talk to a manager!”

Me: “I can call them and they’ll—”

Customer: *cuts me off and starts yelling at me* “YOU HAVE CAMERAS ON THE BATHROOM! YOU CAN SEE WHO COMES IN AND OUT! THE PERSON WHO TOOK MY PHONE MUST BE ON VIDEO! YOU NEED TO CHECK THE CAMERAS AND SEE WHO HAS MY PHONE!”

Me: “Yes. There are cameras pointed at the hallway leading to the bathrooms, but no cameras directly at the bathroom or in them.”

(She then demands to speak to “security,” but the cameras are manned by loss prevention, not security. They actually will not help with such matters unless personal safety is involved, like a lost child.)

Me: “I cannot let you speak to loss prevention. It’s not their job to keep track of people’s misplaced items.”

Customer: “I WANT YOU TO CHECK THE CAMERAS AND FIND OUT WHO STOLE MY PHONE! I SHOULD BE AT THE AIRPORT PICKING UP MY HUSBAND, AND I CAN’T CALL HIM WITHOUT MY CELL PHONE! I’M IN A HURRY! I CAME TO THE MALL TO GET MY HAIR DONE AND MY EYEBROWS THREADED, AND DO SOME BABY CLOTHES SHOPPING! I ONLY HAD TWO HOURS AND I NEED TO GO! HIS FLIGHT HAS ALREADY LANDED! I CALLED MY CELL PHONE A FEW MINUTES AGO AND IT WAS ON, BUT NOW IT’S NOT! SOMEONE HAS IT! I DON’T HAVE TIME FOR THIS!”

Me: “If you want to take this up with the loss prevention manager or store manager, then I can give you the office number and you can call then be transferred to one of them, when it’s more convenient for you.”

Customer: “Yes, give me that number!”

(I write the number down, and she snatches the paper out of my hand and storms out. She calls later that day and throws a major fit when both the store manager and loss prevention manager refuse to hand over video footage. Yes. She wants ALL of the footage that could show who took her phone. Later I’m talking to a manager who had to deal with her.)

Manager: “I’m not sure what she planned on doing with the footage. Track everyone down with FBI facial recognition and interrogate them?”

1 Thumbs
417

Cosplay Is Here To Stay

, , , , | Right | May 22, 2018

(Every Saturday, I work as a professional cosplayer at an anime store inside the largest mall in town. I work with five other girls, and our job is to stand in the windows and wave to people while wearing elaborate costumes. One day at the end of my shift, a woman passes by my window and glares at me. A few minutes later, I see her enter the store and ask for my manager.)

Woman: “What are they doing in the windows?”

Manager: “Every Saturday is cosplay day; our models wear their best costumes and pose in the windows.”

Woman: *going red in the face* “They are ruining the view in the mall!”

Manager: “Excuse me?”

Woman: “These harlots are ruining my view! I will never shop here again. I hope you go out of business and burn in hell!”

Manager: *pause* “Have a great day, miss!”

(Needless to say, the woman had to be escorted out. To this day, I still wonder what “the view in the mall” is.)

1 Thumbs
459

A Thousand Reasons To Kick You Out Right Now

, , , , , | Romantic | May 13, 2018

(I work in a casino in Las Vegas, a city famous for its casinos… and prostitutes. A guy walks up with a group of friends and starts talking to me. He says I am beautiful, asks what my sign is, and informs me that he “won big at the casino and is moving to Vegas.” I am unimpressed.)

Me: “Winning big can mean many things. One thousand dollars is winning big.”

Guy: *laughs* “Would a thousand dollars change your life?”

(I ponder my upcoming phone bill, and rent, and union dues, so, yes, a thousand dollars would change my life for about a month.)

Guy: “If I gave you a thousand dollars, could I f*** you?”

Me: “I AM NOT A PROSTITUTE!” *walks away*

(He tried to apologize, and his friends told him to just leave me alone. He claimed I “misunderstood.” No, I understood, and I am not for sale!)

1 Thumbs
404