Unfiltered Story #138458

, , , | Unfiltered | January 30, 2019

I often do demos of espresso machines where I work, this day is just like any other and I’m about to make a woman a sample when I have a seizure. I’m epileptic so it happens but rarely. My manager runs over and starts to take care of things, 911 is called. This woman starts telling the EMTs when they arrive that she knew what to do and helped me fall and stopped me from hitting my head and pretty much just making up a big story about how she’s the hero of the tale … my manager goes in the ambulance with me while the floor lead stays to take care of customers … our lovely female friend stands near the counter tapping her foot and looking impatient while the lead tries to deal with a backlog of customers. When she finally gets a breath the woman decides to complain …

Woman : Are you going to make me my coffee sample or not, she never made it.

The wonders of people’s self importance.

The Ugly Face Of Easter

, , , , , , , | Right | March 31, 2018

(We have one of our many unusual customers in doing Easter shopping. She comes back the next day to get a price adjustment.)

Customer: “Oh, thanks. I hope you have a great Easter!”

(We wish her a happy Easter, and as she’s walking away she gives my manager who helped her a huge grin.)

Customer: “I hope the Easter Bunny sits on your face!”

(This was said brightly, with no hint of any alternate meaning or malice, and left us both standing there stunned for several moments. It was one of the strangest things I have ever heard a customer say.)

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