I Didn’t Planet This Way
(It is the 1990s and I’m five years old. My kindergarten teacher had just brought in a model solar system to teach us the planets. She goes over them one at a time and eventually gets to Pluto.)
Me: “Where’s Pluto?”
Teacher: “It’s this one. *points to Pluto*
Me: “That’s not a planet. Planets are big.”
Teacher: “They can be many different sizes, and they’re all much bigger in real life.”
Me: “It’s so far away from the other planets.”
Teacher: “There are lots of other planets that are nowhere near those ones.”
Me: “It looks like a moon.”
Teacher: “Well, it’s not.”
Me: “It’s in an oval instead of a circle.”
Teacher: “Those circles represent the planets’ orbits. Pluto’s orbit is stretched out, so it is represented by an oval.”
Me: “I still don’t think it’s a planet.”
Teacher: “Trust me, it is.”
(We ended up getting into a heated argument over Pluto’s status as a planet. It was similar to what most people would imagine a fight between a five-year-old and a professional adult would be like and I got sent home early. For the next few days, I was insistent that Pluto wasn’t a planet and acted like a brat about it. About a decade later, my mother heard that Pluto wasn’t a planet anymore and laughed hysterically. When I asked her why, she told me this story.)
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