Billed As A Different Name
(My dad’s given name is “William,” but from the moment he was born everyone called him “Billy.” This ended up causing problems on his first day of kindergarten. My dad was off in a corner.)
Teacher: “William, please sit over here.”
(My dad continued playing. He had no idea the teacher was addressing him.)
Teacher: “William, come over here!”
(Dad continued playing. The teacher walks over to him.)
Teacher: “WILLIAM! Why aren’t you listening to me?”
Dad: “My name’s not William. It’s Billy.”
(The teacher called my grandma to tell her about what happened. When my dad got home from school, he and my grandma had to have a long talk about what his name really was.)