Her Experience Could Use A Reboot
I took a tech support call. The woman started the call by informing me:
Customer: “I’ll have you know I’ve been working on computers for ten years! I am not going to be talked to like some child.”
“This is gonna go great,” I moaned internally.
Her computer was running slow. We ran through a few things.
Me: “Please shut down your PC and let me know when it’s off.”
About four seconds later:
Customer: “Okay, it’s off.”
Impossible.
Me: “Turn it on again and let me know when we get back to the desktop.”
Three seconds later:
Customer: “Okay, it’s back up.”
Me: “Ma’am, can you tell me exactly how you’re shutting down your computer?”
Here it comes…
She launches into a tirade about how she works on a computer every day at work and blah, blah, blah for about five minutes.
Me: “I understand, ma’am. I’m simply asking the steps to verify that you are taking the proper procedure for this computer.”
Customer: “Of course I am. I push the button on the computer.”
Me: “Is that the computer where you see the images or under your desk?”
Customer: “What do you mean? That’s a stupid question. The computer where the information comes up.”
I take a deep breath.
Me: “Ma’am, that’s not the computer. That’s your monitor.”
Customer: “What? You’re not making sense. That’s how we all shut down our computers at work.”
I explain that at work she doesn’t have a computer but a workstation on a network. I explain that turning off the monitor does not affect the PC at all. Then, I walk her through proper shutdown procedures, and we reboot her PC.
When it reboots, it installs several updates, including multiple driver updates.
Customer: “Hey! You fixed the colors!”
She never mentioned video issues.
Customer: “And it’s running smoother again!”