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Not Being Very Fur-tive

, , , , , , | Right | June 29, 2022

I am attending one of the largest furry conventions. When I first arrive and am still in the process of getting everyone signed in and organized, I overhear a woman in the lobby loudly complaining.

Guest: “I don’t approve of there being a furry convention at the same place I am staying! Whoever arranged my stay should have checked with me for something like this! I tell you, I’ll have someone’s head for this when we get back!”

Me: “Oh, here. How about mine?”

I then promptly took the head off of my fursuit and offered it to the woman.

She was less than amused by this generous offer and stormed off.

It Pays To Pay Attention

, , , , , , | Working | June 29, 2022

I started a new job and opted to sign up for direct deposit for my paychecks. I took the paperwork to my bank to make sure everything was correct before turning it in to my employer. I worked my first two weeks and eagerly awaited my deposit.

Friday came and nothing was deposited. [Manager] contacted [Payroll], who said it might take a little while because it’s a new account and I should check with my bank. I contacted my bank and they confirmed there was nothing on hold.

Saturday and Sunday went by, still nothing, but it was the weekend so I wasn’t expecting it.

Monday, Tuesday, and finally Wednesday arrived with no pay. The bank confirmed again that I had no pending transactions. I went back to [Payroll] myself.

Payroll: *Impatiently* “Yes?”

Me: “Hi, I’m [My Name]. My manager contacted you on Friday about my check?”

Payroll: *Rolling her hand forward* “And?”

Me: “It still hasn’t been deposited. Can we look into this?”

Payroll: “Checks are deposited every other Friday. It’s Wednesday.”

Me: “Right, I’m talking about last week’s check.”

Payroll: “And checks are deposited every other Friday.”

Me: “I did not get paid. Please help me understand why.”

Payroll: *Sigh* “Fine, I’ll walk you through it. Wasting my time, but it’s fine!” *Pulls my deposit paper* “Is this information correct?”

Me: “Yes, I verified it with my bank.”

Payroll: “Okay, so I don’t see why you’re saying you didn’t get paid.”

Me: “Because I didn’t. Maybe something was entered wrong.”

Payroll: *Snapping* “I have been doing this job for ten years. I know what I’m doing!”

Me: *Snapping back* “And I’ve had that bank account for twenty years and never had an issue.”

Payroll: “Fine.” *Begins typing on her computer* “You’re with [Bank]?”

Me: “Yes.”

Payroll: “Routing number is [number]?”

Me: “Yes.”

Payroll: *Smug* “And as I said, your paycheck was deposited into account [12345]. See?”

She turns the computer screen to show me the proof of deposit. I turn the direct deposit paperwork back to face her.

Me: “My account number is [13245].”

[Payroll] is silent for a moment. She looks back and forth between the screen and the paper.

Payroll: “Are you sure?”

Me: “Yes. How are you going to fix this?”

Payroll: “I will have to look into this and get back to you.”

Me: “Thank you. I’ll be back at the end of the day.”

Payroll: “I don’t know if I’ll have the answer by then.”

Me: “I’ll be talking to Human Resources tomorrow either way.” *Sweetly* “Thank you for your time.”

When I went back at the end of the day, she had a paper check cut for me and showed that she had updated my account with the correct information. She did not actually acknowledge that she had made an error and didn’t apologize, so I went to Human Resources and reported her. She was gone a few days later.

Their Intelligence Has Flown Away

, , , | Right | June 29, 2022

I work for a well-known phone retailer in the US. While my main job is essentially as a sales representative, I also have been trained on basic phone fixes. If we can’t fix it in-store, then, if the customer has it under warranty or insurance, we can order a next-day replacement. Otherwise, they have to purchase a new phone. Many customers come in ready to fight so they don’t have to purchase a new phone when something is wrong with theirs.

Customer: “This d*** phone doesn’t work! My wife and my friends keep telling me they’re trying to call me but keep getting sent to my voicemail! No calls or texts ever come through! This is getting me in a lot of trouble! I need a new phone now and I’m not going to pay for it! This is not my fault! It’s your stupid faulty phone’s!” 

I take one look at his phone and point to the notification bar at the top.

Me: “Sir, your phone is in airplane mode. If you pull down from the top and touch the airplane icon, your texts and calls will come through just fine.”

The customer pulls down and taps the airplane icon. He suddenly gets a flood of texts and voicemails. 

Customer: “I’m not stupid! You made me look stupid! Thanks a lot for making me look like an idiot!”

After shouting he stormed out.

Manager: “He certainly doesn’t need our help to look like an idiot.”

Customer Comeuppance: Activate!

, , , , , , | Right | June 28, 2022

I work in a movie theater. Our digital rewards card accrues points with each purchase that you can exchange for store credit and use like a gift card. In order to use the points, you activate them on either our app or website. You can activate as much or as little as you want in $5 increments. That way, you can choose how much you want to use or save.

The system is quite popular with our regulars since they can do things like buy tickets and then later use the points to get free concessions one day. Or, they can split up their rewards points so that everyone with them saves $5. And activating the points is an easy process that only takes a few seconds; you literally just click on as many “Redeem $5 Rewards” buttons as you want based on how many points you have.

A customer comes in and has me scan his digital rewards card on his phone, and then he orders a large popcorn and a large drink.

Me: “All righty, that will be [total under $20].”

Customer: “I have $100 on my rewards card that you scanned. Use that to cover it.”

I proceed to the checkout screen, but the “Use Rewards” button is not highlighted, meaning there are no activated rewards on his card.

Me: “Hmm, that’s odd. It’s saying you don’t have any activated rewards. Did you activate the rewards on your app?”

Customer: *Immediately annoyed* “Uh, yeah. I activated them. Obviously.”

Me: “Let me go back and rescan your card and try it again.”

I cancel out the order and re-scan his card. The same result. No active rewards.

Me: “It’s still saying you don’t have any active rewards.”

Customer: “But I have $100 in rewards! I come here all the time and have been saving my rewards for over a year!”

Me: “You’re sure you activated the rewards? You do that on the app. They need to be activated in $5 increments in order to use them.”

Customer: “I told you I activated them!”

Me: “Let me look at your account.”

I do a drop-down of his account information. There are indeed $100 worth of points on his card… which have not been activated.

Me: “I’m seeing that you have $100 on your card… but it’s saying they haven’t been activated. You’re absolutely sure you activated them?”

Customer: *Shouting* “I know how the card works! Of course I activated them!”

Just to be safe, I try scanning his card one last time. Once again… there’s $100 worth of points, but it has not been activated.

Me: “Might I suggest seeing if you can activate them now? Maybe it just didn’t go through when you tried before?”

Customer: “I already activated the d*** rewards! I can’t activate them a second time! Use my g**d*** points!”

Me: *Knowing full well he didn’t activate them* “Would you like to speak to a manager? Maybe they can sort this out for you.”

Customer: *Demeaning tone* “Yeah, I’d really appreciate that!”

I gesture the customer to wait at the next register, which is empty, radio a manager, and call up the next customer. A manager arrives about thirty seconds later. They have an intense discussion. After about a minute, I overhear this.

Manager: “I can take your account number and contact our help desk. But again, I’m going to ask one more time… Are you absolutely, positively sure that you activated the rewards? They need to be activated to use them. They can be activated in $5 increments right on the app there.”

Customer: “I activated the motherf****** rewards! How many times do I have to tell you people this?!”

Manager: *Jotting down the card number from the app* “All right, if you’ll wait here, I’ll go call the help desk.”

Customer: “F****** finally! It took you idiots long enough to help me!”

My manager wanders away, chuckling to himself. The customer continues playing with his phone at the empty register. About two minutes later, I hear this.

Customer: “Wait…”

I look over.

Customer: “Hold on… but…”

His eyes go wide. He turns to me and holds up his phone. He’s reached the point activation screen. There are, as expected, twenty “Activate $5 Rewards” buttons.

Customer: *Dumbfounded* “I have to activate my points to use them?”

Me: “Yes… like my manager and I told you repeatedly. You need to activate your points to use them. You told us that you did. Repeatedly.”

Customer: *Turning red* “I… I… I didn’t know I had to activate them…”

Me: “Again, we asked you repeatedly if you activated them and explained that they needed to be activated in $5 increments.”

Customer: *Sheepishly* “Um… can I activate my points and use them?”

Me: “Sure.”

He finally activates $20 worth of rewards, uses them, and walks away with his food. I go over to the manager’s desk.

Me: “Yeah… he didn’t activate the rewards.”

Manager: *Laughing* “I knew it!”

Me: “Did you actually contact the help desk?”

Manager: “Nope. I was just gonna come back in five minutes and tell him that the help desk said that he needed to activate his points. I knew he didn’t. You could just tell from his tone that he didn’t actually understand what we were asking.”

Me: “Yup… pretty much.”

Some People Just Want To Watch The World Burn, Part 16

, , , , | Right | June 28, 2022

A customer comes in to pick up a mobile order. As I hand it to her:

Me: “Have a nice day!”

Customer: “If I wanted to speak to people, I wouldn’t have placed a mobile order.”

She flounced out. Later, she complained about it to corporate!

Related:
Some People Just Want To Watch The World Burn, Part 15
Some People Just Want To Watch The World Burn, Part 14
Some People Just Want To Watch The World Burn, Part 13
Some People Just Want To Watch The World Burn, Part 12
Some People Just Want To Watch The World Burn, Part 11