Take Shelter From Hurricane A**hole
Back during the aftermath of Hurricane Michael, I was working for one of the major Internet service providers in the USA. I worked in the fiber business division, but the queues were so overloaded that we ended up getting overflow from residential customers. We had no ability to access their accounts or dispatch for them, and even if we did, resources were at their max, so we just had to talk them down and get them off the phones. Day in, day out, I’d be getting calls like this.
Me: “Thank you for calling—”
Customer: “You f***ers need to get out here and fix my f****** Internet now!“
Me: “Sir, you’re currently speaking to the business division on overflow. I can’t pull your account, but I can see by your phone number that you’re calling from Florida. Repair efforts are underway, but currently, we can’t guarantee when services will be resto—”
Customer: “Don’t give me that bulls***! That’s the same thing the f****** power company said to me five minutes ago!”
Me: “Sir, are you saying you currently don’t have power?”
Customer: “F****** right, I don’t!”
Me: “Sir, even if I could get a tech dispatched out to your location, you do realize that both our modem and your computer require power to operate, correct?”
Customer: “…F*** you!” *Click*