Pre(Car)ious Insurance, Part 4

, , , , , , , | Right | January 10, 2011

Me: “Could I ask why you fled the scene of the accident, sir?”

Customer: “Because I didn’t have no insurance.”

Me: “Wait, didn’t you say earlier that you were driving right now?”

Customer: “Yes, sir.”

Me: “…the vehicle from the accident?”

Customer: “Yes, sir.”

Me: “…with no insurance?”

Customer: “What part of ‘Yes, sir,’ do you not understand!?”

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Hawai’i Spell That

| Right | January 6, 2011

Customer: “I’d like to add my son to my policy.”

Me: “Okay, what’s his full name as it appears on his license?”

Customer: “Johnathan James Kai’hoalaloai’u Johnson.”

Me: “Can I have you spell the middle name for me?”

Customer: “Which one? He has two middle names.”

Me: “Not James.”

Customer: “K-a-i-h-o, um, a-l, wait. What did I say so far?”

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Not The Cream Of The Crop

, , , , | Right | December 30, 2010

Me: “Thanks for calling [Credit Card Company]. How can I help you today?”

Caller: “I bought my crops on Farmville using your card. I forgot to water them and they’ve all died. Am I covered on purchase protection for that?”

Me: “Seriously?”

Caller: “I thought you’d be like that. Thanks anyway.” *click*

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Pre(Car)ious Insurance, Part 3

, , , | Right | December 16, 2010

(My car had recently been struck by another driver, and his insurance was paying for a rental car for me while my car was in the shop.)

Clerk: “Does your insurance cover rental cars?”

Me: “I’m not sure.”

Clerk: “It would probably say on your insurance card.”

Me: “It’s out in my car. I’ll run out and get it.”

(I walk out the door and stare at the parking lot full of rental cars for about five seconds, and turn around to head back inside. The clerk looks at me with an inquisitive expression as I enter.)

Me: “That was the dumbest thing I’ve ever done. Ever.”

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Misunderstood “Total Coverage”

, , , , | Right | September 17, 2010

Me: “Our records show you’ve never had a prescription filled here before, so I’ll need an ID and your insurance.”

Customer: “Here’s my ID. I don’t have my insurance on me, but it’s through [Car Insurance Company].”

Me: “Sir, I think that’s your car insurance. Do you have health insurance?”

Customer: “You mean there’s more than one kind?”

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