Never A Tea-Total For Good Deeds
(It is the middle of winter, and I am in line behind two other women at a small grocery store. It appears that the first customer has carefully calculated her purchases to stay within the amount of her EBT allowance, and the cashier has torn the top off of a box of tea so the customer can use the coupon printed on the inside. However…)
Cashier: *scanning order* “Um, so, this tea is scanning as a supplement, and EBT won’t cover it, so you’ll have to pay cash for that part.”
Woman #1: “But… but I don’t have any cash. All I have is my T pass and my EBT card.”
Cashier: “Well, but… I can’t put this back on the shelf, now that the top’s torn off. You’ll have to pay for it.”
Woman #1: “I can’t! I don’t have any cash!”
Woman #2: “You know what? Just add it to mine, no big deal. Hey, it even comes with a coupon, right?”
Cashier: “Are you sure? Do you have cash?”
Woman #2: “Yeah, it’s fine. Who am I to deny someone a hot cup of tea in this rotten weather?”
(The cashier scanned the first woman’s card and packed her groceries, then rang the tea and its coupon first on the second woman’s order before adding it to the first woman’s things. The first woman seemed so grateful, and I found myself agreeing with the second woman — on a day like that one, everyone who wants one should be able to have a nice hot cup of tea.)