Unfiltered Story #104908

, | Unfiltered | February 3, 2018

Customer: I ordered to go, but I’d like to eat it here.

Me: Ok

Customer: Can I get ____ beer?

Me: Sure!

Give him the bill for his beer

Customer: This is expensive, why didn’t you tell me it was this price?


Unfiltered Story #104893

, , | Unfiltered | February 1, 2018

While cleaning the restaurant after we have been closed for about 40 minutes, a car pulls up to the drive thru window and starts knocking on it. One of my coworkers opens the window.

Customer: “Are you guys open?”

Coworker: “No ma’am, we closed at 10 o’clock.”

Customer: “Then why are your lights on?”

Coworker: “We are working on cleaning everything.”

Customer: “You should turn your lights off so people don’t think you’re open.” *drives off*

Coworker: “…Have a good night ma’am.”

Unfiltered Story #104557

, , | Unfiltered | January 30, 2018

Me: “Hi, welcome to [fast food restaurant]; what can I get you?”

Customer: “I want the [discontinued sandwich].”

Me: “Oh, I’m really sorry, we actually don’t have that anymore—”

Customer: “WHAT!? I can’t believe this! I’m going to sue you! You can’t just stop serving things!”

Me: “Uh…”

Customer: *drives around to the window* “You better start giving me a BUNCH of free food! I’m calling my lawyer! This is an outrage!”

Me: *slowly closes the drive thru window as the guy continues to yell about how he’s going to sue the crap out of us for running out of a limite-time promotion* “Well. That just happened.”

Can’t Help Those Who Won’t Help Themselves

, , , , | Right | January 29, 2018

(I work in an arcade.)

Coworker: “Uh, [My Name], we need you for customer service.”

Me: *walks up to customer* “Hi! How can I help you, ma’am?”

Customer: “I just want to say that I am very upset right now. I had to stand in line for 15 minutes to get my tickets. I counted, and you had seven other employees behind the counter doing nothing.”

Me: “Well, ma’am, we only have our one register, and one person working at a time. Also, I don’t have seven employees working. We just had this one girl back here, since I had the other two employees with me.”

Customer: “You should not try to argue with a customer! There were seven people with green shirts back there doing nothing. I wasn’t this mad until I spoke with you!”

Me: “Okay, well, if there’s nothing else—”

Customer: “I just wanted to explain that I was angry about the line, and you’re making excuses. If I hit you in the arm, you wouldn’t care about my excuses!”

Me: *refraining from laughter* “Yes, you are correct. I was just trying to explain how the policies work with who takes tickets.”


Me: “My name is [My Name], and here is my general manager’s card. I’m sorry I cannot help you, or help that we have a line.”

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It’s Gonna Be A Long And Lonely Christmas Without Me

, , , , | Romantic | January 26, 2018

(My husband and I are going through our ornaments and picking the ones that we would like to put on the Christmas tree.)

Me: *holds up a personalized ornament from when I was younger* “Look! This one says ‘Best Friends Forever’ but only has my name on it!”

Husband: “You are an introvert. You are your own best friend!”

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