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Being Sour Grapes, Part 2

, , , , | Right | February 8, 2021

I’m a personal shopper. We have one customer who is never happy, no matter what we do. Unfortunately, corporate won’t let us ban her. She is the type who will say anything to get free stuff from us. To stay ahead of her, we have to have a manager check over her order every single time. She still tries occasionally to scam us, but no one believes her now if she says there was a problem. We usually can calm her down, but when she calls this time, she won’t listen.

Me: “Hi, this is [My Name]. How can I help you?”

Customer: “Yeah, you gave me mouldy grapes!”

Me: “Oh? Can I have your name, please?”

Customer: “It’s [Customer].”

Me: *Internally groans* “All right. You said the grapes were mouldy?”

She goes on a rant while I look up her order.

Me: “I’m sorry to hear that. If you want, I can pull another bag of grapes for you, and you can come back any time to pick them up.”

Customer: “No, I don’t want that.”

Me: “Okay… Well, I can give you a credit for the grapes, then.”

Customer: “No, I don’t want that.”

Me: “Okay, please hold while I get a manager.”

I place her on hold before she can say anything. I track down a manager, who talks to her for almost twenty minutes.

Manager: “We’re going to replace her grapes and give her a $10 credit.”

Me: “That’s exactly what I offered her! She said she didn’t want either!”

Manager: “I don’t know.”

Me: “I doubt her grapes were even mouldy. Maybe one grape in the middle got crushed somewhere in transport, but no one would ever give a customer mouldy anything.”

Manager: “Yeah, I know. You guys are really good with your online customers. She’s crazy, but she hopefully won’t complain to corporate now.”

Me: “She just wanted free stuff.”

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Putting You In Multiple Spots Of Bother

, , , | Right | February 8, 2021

I work at a property management company. We recently took over management of a condo, and we also manage some individual units for the owners, as well. One of the other owners has rented her unit to a couple that aren’t my favorite tenants at all. When their oven stopped working and they called our office — instead of their landlord — I went above and beyond what I was supposed to do by calling the owner myself and arranging for an appliance repairman to come by.

They proceeded to thank me for that by calling me three or four times a day until it was fixed, despite the fact that, as I told them multiple times, there was nothing I could do to get the outside company to come by any quicker.

More recently, they’ve started bugging me to give them a parking spot in the underground parking lot. There are a limited number of stalls available, but last year, before the building was full, the previous manager let them park in the handicapped spot for free. I’ve explained that I’m not the one to talk about that; my boss is, but as her husband is in the hospital with cancer, she’s focused on that right now and she’ll get to the parking when she can.

Again, they’ve refused to accept that as an answer and let my boss contact them in her own time, calling the office on a regular basis but getting the same response, until this happened last week.

Tenant: “I’m calling to check on what’s happening with my parking spot.”

Me: “Well, as I’ve mentioned before, that’s my boss’ job, and I really can’t do anything to help you. She’s not in the office right now, so you’ll have to wait for her to give her a call. I’ll let her know that you called. Again.”

Tenant: “But I talked to her last week, and she said she’d get that taken care of for me.”

I am sickly sweet because I’m getting fed up with her.

Me: “Yes, well, her husband died on Thursday, so she hasn’t had a chance to look into that for you.”

Tenant: “But I talked to her at the beginning of the week; Thursday is at the end of the week.”

I am even more sickly sweet because I was really close to him, his death was sudden and unexpected, and I’m not over it yet.

Me: “Yes, and he was in the hospital before that, so she was with him, supporting him.”

Tenant: “Okay, but…”

Me: “The next time she’s in, I’ll let her know you called.”

But that’s not the end of it, because the next day, my coworker calls me.

Coworker: “Owner of a number of units in the building) just called. [Tenant] emailed him, and he’s agreed to give them the handicapped parking spot for free. Can you go get the map of that for me just to make sure no one else has it?”

Me: “I really don’t think that he owns that spot, and even if he does, I don’t think we can legally assign a handicapped spot to someone permanently.”

Coworker: “But [Owner] wants us to, so we’re going to do it.”

Me: “Wait, he’s not even their landlord; they’re renting from another person entirely! How did they even get his contact info?”

Coworker: “It doesn’t really matter, because they did, and now he wants this taken care of.”

Me: “Again, I don’t think that’s even legal. [Boss] spoke to them last week and specifically told them that she can’t give them the handicapped spot.”

Coworker: “But [Owner] told me that he bought that stall, so he can do what he wants with that.”

Me: “I’m pretty sure he really can’t.”

Coworker: “Well, [Boss] isn’t here right now, and we need to take care of this right away, so I’ll call [Tenant] and let her know she can have it.”

Me: “I really don’t like them.”

Coworker: “Oh, I was wondering why you were fighting me on this. But we have to do it.”

Me: “Fine.”

The next day, [Tenant] comes in and asks for [Coworker], the only person who is actually giving her what she wants. He’s in a meeting, so she says she’ll come back within an hour. [Boss] is in for the first time since her husband died and is catching up on the mounds of work on her desk. I really don’t want to bother her, especially with this, but because [Tenant] is coming back soon, I do.

Boss: “We can’t give away the handicapped stall.”

Me: “I know! That’s what I told him, but he did it anyway.”

Boss: “Well, I’ll email a lawyer and see if there’s any way we can do that.”

She then proceeds to email one lawyer and immediately gets back an Out of Office email, so she emails another who doesn’t respond, so she calls the office and asks the secretary, who doesn’t know, and nobody else in the office is available because they’re all in a conference. So, she checks what stalls are currently available; only two are, one of which is coming available at the end of the month, and the other isn’t actually available because the previous manager let some people swap and it’s a complete mess. So, really, there’s only one available.

We let [Tenant] know this when she comes back, and she’s clearly not happy about the fact she won’t get it until the end of the month, but [Boss] tells her that she’ll hopefully get an answer from the lawyer soon and will let her know. After she leaves:

Boss: “She’s a cow.”

Me: “I know! I don’t like her.”

And I can’t even tell [Boss] what [Tenant] said after her husband died because I don’t want to upset her more than she already is.

Boss: “But she has to get it, so…”

So, to sum it up, even though [Tenant] isn’t even one of our customers and we don’t make any money from her, even though there’s already a waiting list for parking stalls with some people who’ve been waiting months, even though she has literally nothing to do with [Owner], and even though she had no sympathy or patience, because she wouldn’t stop calling people until she got what she wanted, she now gets a $100-a-month parking stall for free.

SEKs To Be You

, , , | Right | February 7, 2021

I work at a big museum in Sweden at the information desk. We have tokens for our lockers, or you can use 10 SEK — about $1.20 — to lock them. A visitor approaches.

Visitor: “Hi, I dropped my coin for the lockers so I can’t lock them anymore.”

Me: “Oh, okay… You can borrow this token and then you can lock the locker again if you want. And ask the guard if he can help you retrieve your 10 SEK from under the locker.”

She walks away, and after about five minutes, she comes back.

Visitor: “So, yeah, the guard couldn’t help me retrieve it. Could you maybe give me compensation for 10 SEK? It is my friend’s coin.”

Me: “Ehm… nooo… you need to talk to the cashier to see if that is possible.”

So, this girl dropped 10 SEK, and now she wants the museum to pay her back because she is clumsy. I mean, really.

The Returner Versus The Couponator II: This Time It’s Personal

, , , , , , , | Right | February 7, 2021

A customer is doing a return.

Customer: “My wife used a 30%-off coupon when she purchased this. Is it possible to get that back when I do the return?”

Me: “No, sorry, sir, we can’t return coupons.”

Customer: “What if I do this return without a receipt? Could she then use the coupon for something else?”

Me: “No, sir, the coupon has already been used.”

Customer: “Well, if I return it without a receipt, can I get the full amount back?”

Me: “Not only am I currently holding your receipt, sir, but we cannot give you back more than you spent. Doing a return without a receipt doesn’t give you the full amount back; it gives you the lowest price the item has been in the last sixty days.”

Customer: “But like, come on. It couldn’t have been less than 30% off…”

Me: “Well, sir, that is certainly a risk you can take, but I will tell you that your odds of finding the only items in the store that haven’t been on sale recently are extremely low. I’ve seen items go as low as $1 each. Trust me, you won’t be getting paid more than your purchase amount.” 

He finally took the original amount he’d paid as a refund and left with his three children. He had announced that they were homeschooled prior to this interaction. I feel less than encouraged about their upbringing.

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Can’t Find “A” Piece Of Music

, , , , | Right | February 6, 2021

I work in the music and video department of a big box retailer, when CD singles are still a thing. I know my department inside out, can tell you exactly where a particular CD is and how many we have left, and keep up to date with the latest music to ensure I can help my customers.

Customer: “I’m looking for a song, but I don’t know who sings it.”

Me: “That’s okay! I’ll help you figure it out. Do you remember if it was a man or woman singing?”

Customer: “I’m not sure.”

Me: “What type of music was it? Was it dancey or a ballad? Rock or pop? Fast or slow?”

Customer: “I don’t remember.”

Me: “Do you know when it came out?”

Customer: “Not really, no.”

Me: “Was it a solo act or a band?”

Customer: “I don’t know.”

Me: “Do you remember anything about the song at all?”

Customer: “I think it had ‘A’ in the title.”

I spread my hands to indicate the hundreds of CD singles in front of us.

Me: “That could be pretty much any song we have here. Why don’t you come back when you have a bit more information?”

Customer: “Oh, okay.”

Guess I should’ve been working on my mind-reading skills, instead.