Maybe He Just Really Hates The Zoo
In my first years of school, I had a friend who would get lost during our visit to the zoo. Every. Year.
In fifth grade, we had to bring in a form signed by a parent. I don’t remember what it was; it was an allowance to take part in a field trip, parent-teacher talk appointment, or something of that nature.
Everybody brought it back after a few days, but not my friend. He forgot it in the first week, and he forgot it in the second week. Every day the teacher would ask, thus reminding him, and every day, he forgot.
Finally, the teacher was fed up and chewed [Friend] out in front of the whole class for about fifteen minutes about how he should write it down and get it done tomorrow so the organisation of that event could be finalized. It was quite an impressive shouting.
The next day, [Friend]’s father, a physician, would give his son, me, and two other children a ride to school in his car as usual since we all lived a bit apart from the town and his office was downtown not too far from the school anyway.
A few minutes into the ride, we jokingly asked my friend, “Well, forgot the form once again?” as we couldn’t imagine he would have forgotten after being shouted at for fifteen minutes the day before.
[Friend] responded with a blank stare.
The Rest Of Us: “We have to turn around to get the signed form.”
Friend’s Father: “Can’t he just bring it tomorrow?”
The Rest Of Us: “No. No, he can’t.”
We gave a short explanation.
Friend’s Father: *Turning the car around* “Well done. Exceptionally well done.”