Somehow Worse Than The Ones Who Pick Up The Mouse To Move The Cursor
I do tech support for an office. Most of my users are really cool; 90% of them always try rebooting and replugging before calling.
There was one recently who was getting headaches because there was a loud buzzing noise in the office that she shared with four other people. She unplugged everything on two different desks and reassembled everything perfectly. She figured out that the noise was coming from the power brick of one of the four docking stations, and then she created a ticket to have the brick replaced.
So, yeah. My users are pretty d*** cool sometimes.
One employee, however, is a very technically challenged user. She calls maybe twice a month because her mouse has stopped working. Every single time, it is because she has lost the dongle. I have no idea why she keeps unplugging them; she always leaves her mouse at her desk. We have a box full of abandoned dongles, so we just keep pairing her mouse with another one — until we lose patience and give her a corded mouse. That works for a while, until one day…
She calls in because her mouse isn’t working again. I go to her desk.
User: “See?! It’s not working!”
She moved her mouse around to show me. Except… it wasn’t her mouse; it was her webcam. It had somehow fallen forward onto the mouse mat. Her mouse was lying on the same mat, right next to the face-down webcam.
She did good work… as long as she could open the software she needed.