Didn’t Break The Santa Clause
(Mom has decided that it’s about time to tell my younger brother, now seven, the truth about Santa Claus. So one day she sits him down and asks him a question to feel out how best to start this conversation.)
Mom: “[Brother]… you believe in Santa Claus, right?”
Brother: “Uh…”
Mom: “You can tell me the truth, okay?”
Brother: *sheepishly* “I’ve known you and Dad are really Santa for a couple years now, but I didn’t say anything so I could keep getting presents.”
(Smart kid. He’s 22 now but still gets presents.)