Terror-Bytes
Me: “Technical support, how may I help you?”
Customer: “I was wondering if my Internet router could be broken.”
Me: “What seems to be the problem?”
Customer: “Well, I was wondering if it was possible that my router had started leaking.”
Me: “Leaking? What do you mean?”
Customer: “Well, someone told me that when the routers get old, they could start leaking gigabytes, and that it was really unhealthy for us.”
Me: “No, ma’am. That is not possible.”
Customer: “But someone told me that it could happen when the router gets old.”
Me: “No, ma’am, your router is fine. You don’t have to worry about your router leaking gigabytes.”
Customer: “Well, all right. Thank you.”