Thirty-One Reasons To Burn Your Bridges
When I was sixteen, I worked for a combination donut store/ice cream shop known for its trademarked thirty-one flavors.
The owner hired a convicted arsonist to be the nighttime baker. Fine. But that arsonist continually made lewd and inappropriate suggestions to the female staff regardless of age.
The boss was known to storm into the building and yell at the nearest female to make him a sandwich. Even though I was sixteen, I was often the oldest person in the shop.
Once, some bees swarmed around our air conditioning unit. Smelling the sugar, they came down into the kitchen. They were everywhere. I called the boss to let him know, and he berated me.
Boss: “You’re just being lazy! Someone must have left the back door open again!”
This was before camera phones. The glaze vat was literally full of bees.
Another time, the floor-to-roof windows in the “sunroom” started leaking during some heavy rain. Again, I called the boss. Again, I was called lazy, and again, he did nothing.
He was a jerk, and when I left, I gave him thirty-one reasons why I quit posted to his office door.