Choosing A Flavor Should Be A Piece Of Cake

| Dublin, Ireland | Food & Drink, Uncategorized

*Me: “What can I get you?”
 
Customer: “What flavors do you have?”
 
Me: “They’re right on front of you–twenty flavors. What would you like?”
 
(About five minutes pass.)
 
Customer: “Can I have the Strawberry Cheesecake, but can you remove the cheesecake?”
 
Me: “Sir, I can’t remove the cheesecake. It’s mixed in.”
 
Customer: “Well, I like strawberry, but not cheesecake.”
 
Me: “May I recommend strawberry flavor?”
 
Customer: “Oh, no. The strawberry cheesecake sounds nicer.”

Zodi-whack

| Longmont, CO, USA | Bizarre, Top

Me: “Thank you for calling [name of store]. How may I help you?”

Caller: “Hi, I was wondering where your Louisville location is.”

Me: “I’m sorry, ma’am. We do not have a store in that area.”

Caller: “Oh, okay.”

(Ten minutes later, the phone rings again. It is the same woman.)

Me: “Thank you for calling [name of store]. How may I help you?”

Caller: “Hi, I was just wondering where your Louisville location is. The last girl I talked to sounded like a Taurus, and my horoscope today said I cannot trust one of those people.”

Me: “Don’t worry, ma’am. I’m a Scorpio. You can trust me when I say that we do not currently have a store in Louisville.”

Caller: “You mean [store name] hired a Scorpio? Those are the worst! Have your owners call me when they fire you so that I can finally go back there!” *hangs up*

Living On The Edge (Comic)

| NEW YORK, NY, USA | Old Comics


Original Story | Comic by EvilNessie