Doubling Down On Dumb

| Rexburg, ID, USA | Uncategorized

Customer: “I would like a double scoop of chocolate.”

Me: “So you want both scoops chocolate? Or one scoop of chocolate and one of something else?”

Customer: “Oh, I get two scoops?”

Me: “In a double scoop? Yes.”

Customer: “I’m so excited!”

Losing Their Marbles

| Victoria, BC, Canada | Uncategorized

(I work at a marble slab creamery. It is a type of ice cream store that allows customers to mix in candies, cookies, etc with their ice cream while it’s kept cold on a frozen marble mixing slab.)

Customer: “Hi there. I was just wondering what the name of this store meant. I never understand these metaphor names.”

Me: “Well, ma’am, the name is about as literal as it gets. We mix the ice cream on a marble slab.”

Customer: “Oh, so it’s an allegory.”

Literally Scream For Ice Cream

| Milwaukee, WI, USA | Uncategorized

(Today’s featured ice cream flavor of the day was ‘Boston Pie’.)

Me: “What kind of ice cream would you like?”

Little girl: “A scoop of the Boston Massacre, please.”

Father: “Sorry. That’s what she’s studying in school right now.”