Stupidity Is The Mother Of Repetition, Part 3

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Me: “Hi, what can I get you?”

Customer: “I want the chocolate ice cream.”

Me: “Okay, sir. What size would you like?”

Customer: “I want the size that fits in the waffle cone.”

Me: “All of our sizes will fit in the waffles.”

Customer: “Oh. Okay.”

Me: “What size would you like?”

Customer: “The one that comes in a waffle cone.”

Me: “We can put any of the sizes in the waffles.”

Customer: (Pause.) “Will the small fit in the waffle cone?”

Me: “Yes, sir.”

Customer: “What about the medium?”

Me: “Yes.”

Customer: “And the large?”

Me: “Yup.”

Customer: (Longer pause.) “So, if I get the medium, can you put it in a waffle cone?”

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Stupidity Is The Mother Of Repetition, Part 2
Stupidity Is The Mother Of Repetition

The Forbidden Fruit

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(I’ve just finished putting a cherry on top of an older woman’s ice cream. It’s slowly starting to roll down the side.)

Me: “Oh, watch it! You’re about to lose your cherry!”

Customer: “Oh dearie, I lost that a long time ago.”

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Living A Vanilla Kind Of Life

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Me: “What can I do for you today?”

Customer: “I’ll have a small cone.”

Me: “A small cone with what kind of ice cream?”

Customer: “Small.”

Me: “But, what kind?”

Customer: “A small scoop!”

Me: “But what flavor!”

Customer: “Oh! I didn’t know I had that option.”

The Karma Of Capitalism

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Me: “Can I help you sir?”

Customer: “Can you…do…this coupon?” *holds out coupon*

Me: “Yes, our two-for-one special. What flavors would you like?”

(The customer then dictates two particularly long and complicated orders.)

Customer: “I don’t like the energy you gave off while making those ice creams. Make them again.”

Me: “Okay…I’ll try to change my energy, sir.”

(Later, after I re-did the order.)

Me: “That would be $3.66, please.”

Customer: “But I have a coupon.”

Me: “A two-for-one means you have to pay for one of the two ice creams.”

Customer: “Pay…? But…free?”

Me: “You have to pay, yes.”

Customer: “But I just wanted free ice-cream…”

Me: “Do you even have any money?”

Customer: “What the h*** do I need money for? I have a coupon!”

Clandestine Calorie Cutters

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Customer 1: “Do you have any sugar-free ice cream?”

Customer 2: “Yeah, that a diabetic can eat?”

(The two spend the next five minutes sampling almost every frozen yogurt we have and inquiring into the sugar content of everything. I went along with it, not wanting to put someone in a diabetic coma or anything.)

Customer 2: “OK, we’ll take two of the blueberry pomegranate yogurt on sugar cones.”

Me: “You’re aware that sugar cones contain sugar, right?”

Customer 2: “Oh, we’re not really diabetic, we just didn’t want you to sneak us something fattening.”

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