Unfiltered Story #127489

, , , | Unfiltered | November 18, 2018

One day, while out on University Drive, I decided to go t a local Krystals restaurant, since I had not been there in years. So I pulled up and ordered what I used to order (those chicken bite things and french fries) only to find out they don’t sell it anymore. So already I’m pissed. So I just order a burger. Well, I pull up, and the guy, who doesn’t speak, hands me a few bags and tells me to get out. I did as he was told because he was this big burly dude who could probably crush my skull. when I looked, he had given me my order and someone else’s. For free!

That guy was such an idiot and it worked so well in my favor!

Unfiltered Story #123439

, , , | Unfiltered | October 12, 2018

(I work at a well-known hotel in a part of the country where snow is hardly seen. At this point there is 5″ of the good ol’ white stuff on the ground. This is one of many, similar conversations.)

Me: “Good evening, (Hotel Name). Where may I direct your call?”

Guest: “Can you guys come pick me up from the airport?”

Me: “No, sir. Our company car is currently unavailable due to closed roads.”

Guest: “Ugh! Well aren’t there any cabs that will come get me?”

Me: “No, sir. They will not be servicing anyone due to road closures and bad weather.”

Guest:  “Well isn’t there anything you can do to come pick me up?”

Me: “No, sir. Roads are closed due to bad weather.”

Guest: “I want to speak to a manager!”

Me: “Yes, sir. One moment, please.”

(After I transferred him I don’t know what happened, but he obviously hadn’t looked out of a window!)

Giving Him An Earful

, , , , , | Romantic | September 25, 2018

(My boyfriend and I are lying in bed watching TV. We are spooning, with me as the big spoon. He is really talented at watching TV and forgetting the world around him. I kiss his ear and he jumps up, freaking out.)

Boyfriend: “What the heck, babe?! Were you trying to slice my ear open or something?”

Me: *deadpan* “No, I need something sharp to do that.”

Boyfriend: “Oh. Yeah, that’s true.”

(He snuggles back against me for a second before saying:)

Boyfriend: “I don’t know which is worse…”

Me: “What?”

Boyfriend: “That that is your answer to why you didn’t slice my ear open, or that I accepted it without a second thought.”

Not Making A Choice Argument

, , , , , | Right | September 17, 2018

(I work at a fast-casual sandwich place. Of course, our food is a bit better quality than some sub shops, but everything is still prepped in the morning and isn’t cooked to order.)

Customer: “I’d like the grilled steak sandwich, and I don’t want my steak medium rare; I’d like it well done.”

Me: “Sorry, but our meat is already prepared, so the steak only comes medium rare. We do toast the sandwich, so by the time it goes though the sandwich oven, it will be a bit more well done, but it won’t be truly well done steak.”

Customer: “But why can’t you make it well done? It says on the menu that I get a choice.”

(She then pointed to the description on the menu that states that the steak is choice beef.)

Should Go See A Doctor About Your Lizard Foot

, , , , , | Friendly | November 28, 2017

(I am about to have an ingrown toenail worked on. I’m talking with my friends about it, during which the following occurs.)

Me: *joking* “Wish me luck, guys. I may never walk the same again.”

Friend #1: “What? Why?”

Friend #2: “Are you serious, [Friend #1]? She may have to have her toe amputated!”

Friend #1: “But… your toes grow back when they’re amputated, right?”

Me: *jaw-drop*

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