We have just started branding ourselves as a pet-friendly hotel and the wave of fake service animals has been mind-boggling. Management has now encouraged us to be more confrontational with these guests. We now HAVE to ask the purpose/task provisions and establish whether or not a pet qualifies, including the distinction of ESAs (emotional support animals) versus regular service animals.
That said, a good majority of guests with ESAs end up agreeing that they are not service animals and pay our pet fee.
Today though, a guest became the bad example that I will refer to for times to come. I’m no stranger to bull-s***tery, but this guy was ADVANCED.
Me: “Welcome! Could you provide an ID and reservation number please?”
Guest: “Yes, I’d also like to let you know that I have a service animal with me today. I do have paperwork, but I’m not required to provide it by federal waw.”
Me: “That’s perfectly alright, but may we ask what service your dog provides?”
Guest: “ESA.”
Me: “I’m sorry, could you elaborate a bit more?”
Guest: “It’s an ESA. It’s in the name. I’m not sure what you mean.”
Me: “What does that stand for?”
Guest: “Emotional Support Animal. Again, I don’t have to disclose anything unless it’s the FAA asking before a flight. Refer to State Penal Code Section 1800. Why are you asking me these questions when it’s against the law to ask for documentation?”
Me: “I’m only allowed to ask a set of two questions, sir, they help to verify service animal status and allow us to provide absolute access to the owner and animal.”
Guest: “I’ll show my documentation if you want but it’s illegal. Why is this a problem?”
At this point, I’m kind of flabbergasted. This guy is so defensive and deceitful of the rip… and it’s only been four days since we started accepting pets in.
He drops some more reasons why it’s a service dog. We just smile and move on.
After the guest left, I spoke with the agent and validated his decision to proceed without argument. I understand that challenging this bad behavior is the solution to stopping it, but this dude seemed like he’d make a whole lot more trouble than what a pet fee was worth.