Better Have A Cast-Iron Excuse For Not Finding It
Customer: “Can I have an iron?”
Me: “There should be one in your room.”
Customer: “There isn’t!”
Me: “Are you sure? Did you check the closet?”
Customer: “Yes, I did, and there was nothing!”
Me: “Hmm.” *to coworker* “Hey, watch the desk, will you?” *to customer* “Can I go with you to your room and see?”
Customer: “Fine! There’s no iron!”
(We go. I open the closet and there’s an iron in plain view.)
Me: “…”
Customer: “Oh, that closet!” *sees the incredulous look I’m giving him* “Well, I didn’t want to poke around too much! It’s nosy, you know! Thanks!” *pushes me out and slams door*
(I go back to the desk.)
Coworker: “Did you find it?”
Me: *nod* “I’m taking a break.”