Sexism Is The Kicker
(My coworker and I both work overnight, and we are swapping stories.)
Coworker: “So, has any customer acted all crazy with you at night?”
Me: “Let me see… Oh, yeah! Once, it was around midnight, and I heard a loud bang, bang, bang on the glass door, and the customer was trying to put her foot through it!”
Coworker: “That’s it?”
Me: “Well, yeah. I mean, it was scary loud! You never had one like that?”
Coworker: “Oh, yeah, but that’s not scary.”
Me: “Then what’s the scariest thing for you?”
Coworker: “One time a creepy guy was wandering around, staring at me through the window! I called the police!”
Me: “And that’s scarier than someone trying to kick down a door?”
Coworker: “Well, he was a guy, and yours was a girl!”
(We’re both female, but I still think mine was scarier, even if it was a girl. Girls can be scary when violent.)