Dial ‘S’ For Sassy
(I’m visiting my uncle’s house. His 15-year-old daughter is gabbing away on the phone. This apparently happens every evening. She finally finishes up.)
Uncle: “You spend a lot of time on that phone, sweetie. Do you consider it a job or a hobby?”
Cousin: “Neither, Dad. It’s a calling.”
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