Fathers Just Have To Be Told Straight, Part 2
(My brother turned 18 a few months ago and moved out. Mom, dad, my seven-year-old sister and I go to visit him. His home is a mess.)
Dad: “This is a mess. Come on, straighten up. You want to be a big grown up man, then get straight.”
Seven year old sister: *whispering to me* “Does daddy think he turned gay because he’s messy?”