The Not-So-Roundabout Scout
(I am about 4 years old. My mother has noticed a policeman strolling down the street. Being a nosy neighbour, she wants to know what house number he is looking for. She takes me aside.)
Mum: “I want you to sneak outside and find out what door number the policeman is knocking on.”
Me: *enthusiastically* “Okay, Mum!”
(I proceed to go outside and do exactly what my mum wants, albeit not in the fashion she expected. I walk right up to the policeman.)
Me: “Excuse me! What door number are you looking for?”
Policeman: *pause* “Uhm… Number twelve.”
Me: “Thank you!”
(I then turn around on the spot facing my house, but still standing right next to the policeman.)
Me: *shouting at the top of my lungs* “Mum! Mum! He’s knocking at number twelve, mum!”