Enough To Give Pregnant Pause
(I’m hanging out with my boyfriend and his friend. His friend is talking about a girl that he’s expressed interest in, and just told us that she is also pregnant.)
Friend: “I don’t know. I’d just feel weird. I don’t want to, like, stab it or something.”
Boyfriend: “Or get her ‘double pregnant’.”
Me: “… I don’t you think you guys know anything about women.”