That’s Pretty Dumb
(My boyfriend is telling a story about a girl he knew at university who apparently fancied him. The feeling was not mutual.)
Boyfriend: “I mean, she was very attractive. But she was kind of annoying, and dumb as a post.”
(He kisses me.)
Boyfriend: “I’d rather have a girlfriend who’s intelligent.”
(There is a brief pause, and then his face takes on an ‘oh-crap’ expression.)
Boyfriend: “…and beautiful! Intelligent and beautiful!”