Baby Boo
(Sometimes, when we’re tired, my boyfriend and I slip into baby talk, and it gets weird.)
Me: *trying to scare him* “BOO!”
Boyfriend: “Ah…”
Me: *pouty* “Were you a scared?”
Boyfriend: *in real voice* “A scared? You mean like one scared?”
Me: *still in baby voice* “Yes. I need you to be at least two scareds! How can I scare you?”
Boyfriend: “You’d have to do better than that.”
(I put three fingers up like claws, and grab his face.)
Me: “Rawr! Velociraptor!”
Boyfriend: “Ahh!”
Me: “Were you two scareds?”
Boyfriend: “You attacked me pretending to be a velociraptor, talking in a baby voice. That’s got to be the scariest thing I’ve ever experienced.”