Gran-matically Confusing
(Although we constantly tell her not to, my granny has a tendency to simply fall backwards into her recliner to sit down. She has just done it again, and I look disapprovingly over at her.)
Me: “Granny, you really need to stop that.”
Granny: “I know that I shouldn’t, but even if I didn’t, I would.”
(I look visibly confused as I attempt to make grammatical sense of the sentence.)
Grandfather: “This is why I can never understand this woman.”