Her Logic Will Take Your Bread-th Away
(My mom and I are taking a walk and pass a neighbor’s house.)
Mom: “Oh! I like her bread!”
Me: “What?”
Mom: “Grass. I like her grass. How in the world did I get to bread?”
Me: “Because her grass looks like wheat, which is used in making bread?”
Mom: “Yes. That’s exactly the path. That’s scary.”