Not-Girl On Not-Girl Action
(My partner and I are both male and geeks. I am making jokes, comparing us and a girl he knows, to popular fan couples of various series. We are both fairly masculine. We do not believe in the ‘one is the male, the other female’ roles, but my partner is often referred as the girl in the relationship.)
Me: “Okay, I’m Riku, you’re Sora, and [girl] is Xehanort.”
Partner: “Nah.”
Me: “Okay, I’m Peter Parker, you’re Mary Jane, and [girl] is Harry Osborn.”
Partner: “Why am I the girl?”
Me: “Fine, I’m Homura, you’re Madoka, and [girl] is Kyubey. Notice, while we’re both girls in this one, you’re the more feminine one.”
Partner: “HEY!”