Whistle Dismissal

| Perth, Western Australia, Australia | Romantic | January 7, 2012

Me: *stops whistling ‘Congratulations’ by Cliff Richard* “Oh, sorry honey. I wasn’t mocking you because you can’t whistle.”

My husband: *fake whistle noise* “Hoo!”

Me: *whistles some more of ‘Congratulations’* “Now I’m mocking you.”

Left Hand Doesn’t Know What The Right Hand Is Doing

| Devon, England, UK | Related | January 6, 2012

(I’m feeling a bit left out. I don’t think my 2-year old toddler takes after me at all, but he does take after his father. My son is playing with a dinosaur toy, and deliberately makes the dinosaur bite his own hand. He then says ‘Ow!’, reacting very surprised that it hurt.)

Me: “Right. That’s how he takes after me.”

Trying To Rear-End The Discussion

| NY, USA | Related | January 6, 2012

(My dad has a little mini flashlight on his keys. He hangs his keys off his belt loop on the right side of his pants. The flashlight starts blinking.)

Me: “Dad, your flashlight is blinking.”

Dad: “What?”

Me: “Your right butt cheek is flashing.”

Dad: *checks* “Oh, wow. That’s so weird. I think it’s because my keys keep hitting it.”

Me: “Oh, I thought that meant you were making a right turn.”

Dad: “Oh, shut up.”

I Have A Bad Feeling About This

| CA, USA | Romantic | January 6, 2012

(My boyfriend and I are lying in bed. We start kissing. Suddenly, he pulls away.)

Him: “I really like X-wings!”

Me: *pause* “Seriously?!”

Him: “Yeah, they’re just so awesome!”

(I could have hit him, but I was too busy laughing.)

Existential Love

| NY, USA | Romantic | January 6, 2012

Boyfriend: “We need to take a picture together.”

Me: “Why?”

Boyfriend: “My friends don’t think you exist.”

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