Hunchbacks And Centaurs And Elves, Oh My
(My two older sisters and I are setting up to play a board game where you can get married, get a job, and have kids. There are little plastic people representing yourself and your family that sit in little plastic cars. Sometimes we like to play as fictional characters. Sister #1 happens to really like Legolas and Tauriel from ‘The Hobbit.’)
Me: “[Sister #1], are you gonna play as yourself or as Legolas?”
Sister #1: “I’ll play as myself.” *pause* “Am I allowed to have two spouses?”
Me: “I guess. Why?”
Sister #1: “I want to marry both Legolas and Tauriel.”
Sister #2: “I’m marrying a centaur.”
Me: “Fine. I’m gonna marry Esmeralda from The Hunchback of Notre Dame.”
(My mom, who has been sitting nearby, speaks up.)
Mom: “I never thought I would hear my children say that.”