Urgently Needs To Learn The Definition Of ‘Urgent’
(We receive a work order that reads “URGENT: fixture burning.” I call to see if anyone is home but nobody answers. We’re in the area for another call so we decide to stop by. We knock, and the homeowner answers.)
Coworker: “Hi, we’re with [Company]. You said you were having an emergency with one of your lights burning?”
Homeowner: “Yeah, the bulb keeps burning out and it gets really hot. We’ve changed the bulb at least four times. I’m really worried because the baby sleeps in that room.”
Coworker: “Okay, we can get that looked at right now for you, if you like.”
Homeowner: “Well, now isn’t really a good time. The baby is taking a nap so I don’t want any work done. But you can come see what I mean if you want.”
(We go inside to see what’s going on. The baby isn’t actually asleep, but jumping up and down in his crib. We look everything over.)
Coworker: *after checking it out, the wiring is all okay* “We can change out the fixture. It would only take about ten minutes.”
Homeowner: “Well, I’d rather have it done another time. I hope that’s okay.”
Coworker: “No problem, we can schedule something for a different day.”
(We end up setting an appointment for the following week. So much for being “urgent.”)